Following Uwe Boll’s crowd-sourcing meltdown, there was honestly a part of me that took his threats of shelving part III of his massicre thriller series seriously. Shucks. Although there are only two short snippets of footage that appear in this teaser (both of which could absolutely just be b-roll footage from an earlier shoot), it’s looking like we need to brace ourselves for another Boll film. I wonder how calling your fans stupid effect VOD rentals?