Finally! A horror film for the educators, dog-parents, and the STFU Parents Facebook community! Though I have my own child, I can’t help but appreciate the dark humor of Cooties, a movie that follows the tale of a group of teachers at a rural school, forced to defend themselves against elementary students infected by a zombie-like virus that came by way of chicken nuggets. There is some absurdly hilarious violence and an amazingly killer cast: honestly, what more could you possibly want in a comedic horror? Rainn Wilson, Allison Pill, Elijah Wood, Leigh Wannell, and Kevin from 30 Rock take a fabulous premise and make it wildly entertaining with their comedic talent. Horror fans and non-horror-fans alike will find Cooties fantastically fun. Bonus: add What We Do in the Shadows for one hell of a double feature comedy horror night.