I never know what to tell my friends and relatives when they ask what I want for Christmas. Realistically, I want gas station gift cards and my student loans to be forgiven, but the former is impersonal and the latter is impossible. Recently tipped off to some serial killer-themed Christmas decor, I remembered that you can never have enough spooky memorabilia. Lo and behold, this list was born. -Maggie
M-Maggie / A-Alex
[customfont1]Gremlins Wreath Pillow[/customfont1]
Not everyone is into traditional holiday decor. This throw pillow is a perfect accent for those who prefer their Christmas to include mogwais. HorrorDecor.net, the site that carries these pillows, has notified shoppers that their holiday shipping deadline has passed, but that shouldn’t stop you from checking out their wide selection of pillows, flags, candles, and more. -M
[customfont1] Betrayal at House on the Hill [/customfont1]
This is a stellar board game that does everything it can to ensure no two sessions are the same. The board is built as players explore a haunted house, and there are 50 different betrayal events, each with their own rules for winning as the game becomes a one-against-all asymmetric experience. Lots of fun, and perfectly horrific. -A
[customfont1]Middle of Beyond Cardigans[/customfont1]
Buying clothing for friends and family can be a bit of a crapshoot. Buying a gift card is a cop out, but you don’t want to buy them something they won’t wear. Don’t fret–any cryptozoologist or satanist on your list will find a variety of rad cardigans at Middle of Beyond. I can’t choose between the Grim Reaper and Ancient Alien designs. -M
[customfont1]“Scream” Buck Knife[/customfont1]
Not a huge fan of weapons myself, but if I had to wield anything to fight off zombies, home intruders, or Matthew Lillard, it would be this knife. The Amazon reviews say it is very sharp, so watch out. -M
[customfont1]Stranger Things Soundtrack Vinyl[/customfont1]
What’s as cool as the smash hit of the summer Stranger Things? The soundtrack. Even better, you can pick it up as part of a limited run, pressed on glow-in-the-dark vinyl. Get this for the vinyl lover in your life. Pair it with Christmas lights and black paint for an especially immersive experience. -A
[customfont1]Woman Crush Wednesday Enamel Pin[/customfont1]
Show your #wcw love of one of the greatest horror/comedy characters of the ‘60s (and then again in the ‘90s)! Found on FeverDreamBoutique’s Etsy shop, you can also purchase this item in patch form. -M
[customfont1]The Secret History of Twin Peaks[/customfont1]
With season 3 just around the corner there’s no better time for this damn fine gift. Released just this October, The Secret History of Twin Peaks is full of letters, photos, news articles and more. It’s a great way to brush up on the series, and surely a great surprise for fans of the show. -A
[customfont1]Shudder subscription[/customfont1]
“It’s Netflix, but for horror,” is how I describe Shudder when my friends ask. I’ve been a subscriber since the site was beta-testing and I’ve never looked back. You can view titles based on their collections, including “Flesh Eating Frenzy,” “Foundations of Horror,” “Monster Mash,” and more. While not all of the films are five-star classics, the variety is vast and the selection is constantly changing. -M
[customfont1]Frightday Gear[/customfont1]
Frightday doesn’t just work to keep you up to date on the latest in horror. We’re also hard at work to make you look good. Stop by the shop to pick up pins, patches, and shirts. Whether your loved one is a cadet of Captain Kelly or just a horror-loving cabin boy, there’s sure to be something there for them. -A
[customfont1]Ouija Board[/customfont1]
Not much needs to be said about the Ouija board. It’s a staple of horror, urban legends, and the satanic panic. The classic-packaging on this one gives it a particularly fun feel. Pick it up and settle in for a night of egg nog and reaching out to the other side. -A
[customfont1]Horror Themed Coasters[/customfont1]
Coasters may sound like a dud of a gift, but we found some great handmade Shining coasters that say otherwise. With references to the film and great production quality, these should be at home on any horror fan’s coffee table. And if The Shining isn’t your friend’s favorite movie, you can make your own pretty cheap. -A
[customfont1]Cemetery Dance Gift Certificate[/customfont1]
Cemetery Dance is a specialty publishing press that focuses on horror literature. In addition to new books, they also do limited runs of old books, as well as comics. A gift card is a great way to make sure your friend can pick up the next horror novel that catches their eye. -A
[customfont1]A Film & a Funko[/customfont1]
Perhaps the most obvious gift, but sometimes a movie really is the best choice. Whether it’s that Friday the 13thmissing from their collection, a Universal Monsters box set, or a more recent favorite like Trick ‘r Treat, movies make great gifts. Take it to the next level by pairing it with a related Funko Vinyl or Reaction figure (Jason, the Invisible Man, Sam, etc). -A